Worst Sale Name Ever.

Do you think they’re closing?

That’s the same sign I put up for my yard sale. No wonder I still have all this junk.



Yay, the map is sepia now!

. . .


Relax. It’s new. It won’t show all of the old dots, and it’ll look preeeeetttyyy lame for, oh I don’t know, a year or two?

Have friends? No? Then this message is not for you.
Let everyone know about RandomOrangeJuice! Tell friends, link to us, whatever you want! ‘Kay, now go away.

Worst Carpenter EVER.

That house looks just like the one I bought last week… Didn’t see that one coming, did you?

Worst Motivational Quote Ever.

“First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst.” ~ Dale Carnegie


“You fail. You should work on that.”

Ideas? Too bad, you aren’t getting my email.

Worst Political Advice Ever.

That sure would’ve swayed the vote.

Sepia tones taking over the world?!

Now, I know all of you are wondering, “Jackson, why are all of the pictures sepia except for that Clustrmap thingy?” Well, the answer is because I can’t make it any other color, and I think I’ll be deleting it, because it doesn’t fit in at all.

“Jackson, why do you want everything sepia?”

I have no clue.

“Jackson, why does your blog suck so much right now?”

Shut up.


I Have Eliminated All The…Posts…

Okay, so it’s 11:00 now as I’m starting to write this. Actually, it’s 23:00 – why do I still have my iPod set for military time?


Random ponderings aside, I have been purging all of the posts by other authors and some by me (hence the post title – if you’re offended, please keep it to yourself. The only people I discriminate against are those that Tyep LiiK Dis cUz 1ts s0 c00l!!!1!!!1!!11!ONE) These posts are either about school, which doesn’t belong here; other people’s ramblings, which don’t belong amid all of my ramblings; and my posts, which wer typed like this cuz i wuz 2 lazy 2 type back then.

I still haven’t finished, but I’m getting pretty close. Also, as you may have noticed, I’ve worked out several kinks in the new blog layout and have redone the sidebars. I’ve also deleted some of my pages because they were pointless and/or typd up lik this.

I’ve been working on some new content, but that won’t be up for a while. Silly schoolwork.

Thanks for reading the longest post I’ve had yet that served no purpose whatsoever.