Squatting monkey tells no lie

sorry about the swearing can’t help it but the video is hilarious. i almost choked on cheep imitation frosted featureing Terry the Tiger while watching this.

Non-emo song

Yeah…Not feeling like typing up a full post, so enjoy this lyrics video.

You know what’s sad? This was the only video I could find with correct lyrics that wasn’t removed for copyright infringement.

emo quiz

i’ll post my answer at the end

1. do you listen to hardcore punk/pop punk
2. do you wear tight shirts that have emo bands on it
3. do you wear studded belts
4. if your hair long and brush to one side
5. do you want to dye things black

 

if you answer yes to any of these you can be technically emo

no

no i prefer hoodies or looser shirts without graphics

no

no

no

I’m crying.

Stupid onions. Why did I have to peel them? I don’t even like onions, they taste nasty.

[Highlight text to see names]

So at the dance tonight, Leah actually danced with Bryce, (the new kid), but then Kaitlin got really mad at Leah, because she likes him too. Then Kaitlin somehow got Bryce to dance with her, which sent Leah into rage. She called Kaitlin a ***** [I had to censor]. Kaitlin found out, and walked over to Leah, who was sitting in the girl’s bathroom at the moment, and started crying in an attempt to send Leah on a guilt trip. It worked. Leah spent the rest of the night in depression, and Kaitlin spent all her time glaring at everyone for no reason at all.

…

If you didn’t care, good for you.

I got some white carnations. They’re pretty, but they smell like carrot sticks, oddly enough. I think I’ll dye one black, and take it to school to hang on the inside of my locker until it wilts.

Song:

Sleep is overrated.

Also overrated:

• Monkeys
• Valentine’ Day
• The color pink
• Water
• Naruto
• Twilight
• Rap music
• Miley Cyrus
• Vampires

Underrated:

• The color blue (Surprised I didn’t say black?)
• Milk
• Death Note
• Happy hardcore
• Crayons
• Fallen Angels
• Sarcasm
• Band
• Dried seaweed (Yum.)

Best Super Bowl commercials

(The long version)

(Jackson, what class do you have 6th period?)